The Green-Card Holder’s Guide to Americana

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The Green-Card Holder’s Guide to Americana

 

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he other day, I received my American green card in the mail. It’s been 12 years since I applied for it. Twelve years is a long time, so as you can imagine, it was a big moment, a moment of considerable merriment and cheer. After performing the requisite fist pumps, Maharashtrian kite dances, and bellowing Marathi obscenities at the sun, I opened the green-card package to inspect my loot.

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