Horrorscope: Nothing Lasts Forever, Except November Pain

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Horrorscope: Nothing Lasts Forever, Except November Pain

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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Say what you will about the government’s pet project, the Statue of Unity, but the world’s largest statue will certainly be a sight to behold. However, since Mars is looking more red than usual, you should put off any plans to visit the monument. Should you end up going and attempting to take a photograph at the foot of the statue, your holiday finery is sure to be ruined by a fellow citizen showering you with paan from the viewing gallery above.

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