Help, WhatsApp Says My Underwear is a Carnivore!

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Help, WhatsApp Says My Underwear is a Carnivore!

Illustration: Saachi Mehta/ Arré

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don’t know about you, but I’m tired of rushing to my phone every time it beeps only to meet a wall of text on WhatsApp telling me that a vada pav has libido enhancing qualities. Or that cancer was secretly cured in ancient India.

These are the times when the urge to throw my phone at the nearest wall overcomes the astronomical amount I’ve paid for it. I have been subjected to messages that list out misinformation, scams, pseudoscience, salacious gossip, statistics and propaganda that end with the dire instruction to immediately forward the message to 10,000 people, failing which “your underwear will turn carnivorous and devour your genitalia.”

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