GDP Will Be at Record High After DeepVeer’s Hazaar Receptions: NITI Aayog

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GDP Will Be at Record High After DeepVeer’s Hazaar Receptions: NITI Aayog

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everal rating agencies have sprung up in the last few weeks, dedicated to revising India’s growth for the financial year. The NITI Aayog, which met its objective last week by successfully fudging the UPA’s numbers to be lower than the Modi government’s, has today come down hard on skeptics of the Indian economy.

“To all these self-proclaimed economists, I have just one question to ask,” a Mr Ravindra from the NITI Aayog office said. “Have you taken into account all the receptions that DeepVeer has hosted in the last week alone?”

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