Move Over, Gau Maiyya: Why the Cockroach Should Be Our New Rashtra Mata

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Move Over, Gau Maiyya: Why the Cockroach Should Be Our New Rashtra Mata

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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he next time you throw a cockroach into seizure with your loud, hysterical “bachao bachao”, think again. While you are thinking, pick it up daintily by its wings and look for its udders. Once you’ve located them, click a selfie with the next superstar in the superfood universe. Cockroach milk is set to overthrow bee pollen, spirulina and maca to be the new darling of the clean living, constantly healing health enthusiast who eats shoots and leaves.

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