Fuck the Financial Year End: Only Accountant Bros Will Get It

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Fuck the Financial Year End: Only Accountant Bros Will Get It

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

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arch 31 is to accountants what March 24 is to Steve Smith – a day they’d like to forget. Financial year-end is that part of a Hollywood action movie where you have 60 seconds to defuse the nuclear bomb or the world as we know it, will come to an end. An accountant, then, is Tom Cruise who stars in the same movie every year with minor changes. The financial year-end is the board exam of corporate life, and you’re running out of time.

While the calendar year-end is celebrated with food, booze, and drugs, the pomp and party for the financial year-end are restricted to the confines of the accounts department with… files, staplers, and calculators. They chug cups of cutting chai instead of beer; their nicotine is numbers.  

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