EXCLUSIVE! Trump Confesses to Crush on Putin After Helsinki Summit

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EXCLUSIVE! Trump Confesses to Crush on Putin After Helsinki Summit

Illustration: Arati Gujar

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S President and suspected baby in a man’s body, Donald Trump, absolved Russia of all allegations of interfering in the US presidential elections that brought him to power. Trump shocked everyone present at the summit by siding with Russia and not the American investigating agency, FBI, over charges of spying and the subsequent indictment of 12 Russian intelligence agents by the US.

The real action though happened immediately after the summit when both men were exhausted from lying convincingly and decided to go out and paint the town red, like the Russian government during a crackdown on non-violent protests. After eating donuts, evident from the powdered sugar smeared on their upper lips and ties, both men decided to play a game of truth or dare over vodka and caviar.

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