Impressed with Demonetisation Counting, Govt Asks RBI to Calculate Terrorists Killed in Balakot Air Strike

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Impressed with Demonetisation Counting, Govt Asks RBI to Calculate Terrorists Killed in Balakot Air Strike

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he government, which has recently been questioned for the lack of clarity over the Balakot casualties, has decided it’s time to put the matter to bed once and for all. According to defence sources, the Centre has announced that it would be handing over the responsibility of announcing the figures to the Reserve Bank of India.

“We are particularly impressed with the way they counted the demonetised notes,” an official told us. “We’re sure they’ll do just as good a job with this too… Besides, what option do we have? The public is constantly demanding ‘transparency.’”

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