Things Not To Do At Hrithik Roshan’s Birthday Bash


Things Not To Do At Hrithik Roshan’s Birthday Bash

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

reetings and Quadruple Oms, Earthlings. It is I, Jadoo from Planet Om-Times-Four. Please don’t bow down. I only look like an overgrown Shiva Ling. If you are reading this, then you are one of the lucky few who has been invited to Duggu baba’s birthday party. As you all know, Hrithik Roshan has been a heartthrob of the nation for the better part of two decades (you’re welcome, Rohit’s mom!). But recently, his life has been marred with tragedies like comparisons with Tiger Shroff, being made to wrestle badly CGI’d crocodiles, and the utter lack of chill from one, Kangana Ranaut.

Things were so bad that I was compelled to come down to this cesspool planet of yours and take matters into my own hands. If you’re reading this, then you’re invited to my Super Secret Surprise Party for Duggu. But there are a few things you should keep in mind:

1. No media allowed