Mera Broker Mera BAE


Mera Broker Mera BAE

Illustration: Saachi Mehta/ Arré


o you know any good brokers in Bandra? I have used the above sentence as a conversation starter so many times now that people have started to assume it is how I say hello.

As September rolls in, I will celebrate my two-month anniversary with my 26 brokers. I plan to take them out for a drink. Maybe we’ll go to second base, but that’s as far as it will go. There is no question of reaching a climax. The house refuses to be found.