Quiz: How Bobby Deol are You? (#4 is So True!)


Quiz: How Bobby Deol are You? (#4 is So True!)

Illustration: Juergen Dsouza

When you walk into a club with your friends, do women immediately part into two neat rows and begin precisely choreographed dance moves?

Are you best friends with your dad and/or elder brother with whom you frequently go on yamla pagla deewana adventures?

Do you need shades to cover part of your face all the time?

Is the following statement true: The world is a mela full of beautiful women, but your heart is a banana, so you can’t feel a damn thing?

Continuing the above question, are you constantly looking for a friend to do fraandship with?

Have you ever been falsely accused of something but have proved your innocence after three hours and one intermission?

You get into an argument while on the metro and it leads to a duel with a bunch of bad guys. Do you even take the metro?

Are you afraid of insects. Especially arachnids with eight legs such as spiders, ticks, lice, and scorpions?

If someone put a gun to your head and you had to dance to save your life, would you want an elaborate funeral?

Do you often take such quizzes in an attempt to bide your time while stuck in a dead-end soul-crushing job from which there is no escape?