A Blueprint of Prayagraj: Dedicated Cow Tracks on Roads, Hate Speech Competition for Citizens

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A Blueprint of Prayagraj: Dedicated Cow Tracks on Roads, Hate Speech Competition for Citizens

Illustration: Ahmed Sikander

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ow that Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath has decided to rename Allahabad to Prayagraj, the city is expected to become the home of modern-day Hindu culture. We got exclusive access to Adityanath’s blueprint for Prayagraj and our assessment is that Prayagraj will be the smartest city the government has developed so far.

The CM’s plan is futuristic. Sources tell us that a year ago, Adityanath closed 20,000-odd cases involving politicians and criminals in Uttar Pradesh. This only means, as of its inauguration, that the newly named city has a 100 per cent crime-free record. “It’s a new city, let’s start on a clean state,” said a bureaucrat, who carved out a masterplan for Prayagraj on a rock.

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