Unemployment at 45-Year High, Best Time to Start Temple Construction: Mandir Ministry

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Unemployment at 45-Year High, Best Time to Start Temple Construction: Mandir Ministry

Illustration: Ahmed Sikander

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fter constantly being trolled with #HowsTheJobs, the top BJP leadership has decided to take matters in its own hands. The government was unaffected by the report that pointed out that the unemployment rate in India is at a 45-year high, but how can they possibly ignore social media, where its netas spend most of their time?

As part of the damage-control strategy, the ruling party has decided not to acknowledge this data publicly until NITI Aayog fudges figures from the previous UPA government before they release a statement. A BJP source, however, revealed that at least one minister has skimmed through the survey, and is planning to implement a series of schemes to generate meaningful employment in the coming months.   

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