Baba Ramdev Makes Patanjali Petrol at ₹35; Powerful Enough to Launch Chandrayaan-2

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Baba Ramdev Makes Patanjali Petrol at ₹35; Powerful Enough to Launch Chandrayaan-2

Illustration: Arati Gujar

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s of today, there is no reason for ministers like Ramdas Athawale to feel guilty about not paying for petrol or diesel. Baba Ramdev and his associate Acharya Balkrishna have announced at a press conference that Patanjali has created a new “miracle” product that would act as a cheaper substitute for petrol, gomutra, fairness cream, and lubricant. The new liquid is said to be powerful enough to launch Chandrayaan-2.

“We had come up with a plan to make our own petrol years ago, following a lengthy shavasana session,” the Baba announced, raising his leg up behind his shoulders for effect. “We realised something had to be done for the people who have been struggling to find ways to defend the Modi government and the rising fuel prices.”

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