If Ayodhya Had Smog, Would’ve Built Ram Statue Before Anyone Noticed: UP Neta

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If Ayodhya Had Smog, Would’ve Built Ram Statue Before Anyone Noticed: UP Neta

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s Delhi collects enough smoke to choke out a separate Earth-like planet, other cities in India are realising what they’re missing out on. An Uttar Pradesh politician reportedly said during a press meet on Monday, that if Ayodhya was covered in as much smog as Delhi was, the government would have been able to build Ram Mandir there already.

“Raaton raat mandir khada kar dete, kissi ko pata bhi nahin chalta,” the politician said, rubbing his palms together conspiratorially. “Kehte hain, Rome wasn’t built in a day. That’s because they didn’t have the knowledge of the Vedas. It took them so long to make simple planes, the fools. We had Ravana flying one back in the day.”

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