Horrorscopes: April is the Cruellest Month

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Horrorscopes: April is the Cruellest Month

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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quarius: An electric storm on Jupiter compromises your digital security. If you’ve recently travelled by air, your Aadhar details will be leaked a la Mahendra Singh Dhoni and your identity will become an alias for a nationwide drug-running racket.

Pisces: Avoid any nocturnal excursions in the coming weeks. A lunar eclipse is predicted, and the chances of you being mistaken for an African student in the confusion could lead to you being lynched by an irate, racist mob.

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