Arré Checklist: 3 Pointers on How to Photo Op, by Justin Trudeau

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Arré Checklist: 3 Pointers on How to Photo Op, by Justin Trudeau

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ello-bonjour, peoplekind! My name is Justin Trudeau. You might know me as the 23rd Prime Minister of Canada, but don’t let that lofty title intimidate you! Many of you have expressed interest in seeing what’s underneath it all, and the truth is, I’m a regular guy. I wake up every morning and put on my Star Wars socks one at a time, just like everyone else. Sure, I may have piercing blue eyes, and a jawline that could cut through even the frostiest diplomatic bienvenue. My wife Sophie and I are constantly exchanging soulful glances, passionate kisses, and feminist ideals. Our three children look like all the white models from the GAP Kids back-to-school campaign.

I know we seem nauseatingly perfect. Sorry about that! I’m here to tell you that anyone can achieve what we have. All it takes is the right photo op.

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