An Obituary for 2019’s New Year Resolutions


An Obituary for 2019’s New Year Resolutions

Illustration: Shruti Yatam


n the first fortnight of January, your new year resolutions are like Deepak Tijori in the first half of Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikander. Glistening in the sheen of motivation and emboldened by a triumphant mindset, the world is your oyster! But before you know it, an entitled pyjama chhap a.k.a your weak-ass willpower, gives that delusional “Nu year, who dis?” mindset a much-needed kick in the nuts.

So sit back, puff on a Juul, and join in as some of these Deepak Tijoris collectively mourn the death of their self-esteem. And their 2019 new year resolutions.