The moment I tendered my resignation, there was panic. I was flooded with requests to take it back. Mostly from BJP leaders who were worried about their star campaigner walking away. But politics is in my shirt, it is in my pants, and it’s in my Burberry jacket. They must never forget that.

Rahul Gandhi’s resignation is currently the biggest will he, won’t he question to which the nation needs answers. Who better to find out the truth and real motive behind his actions than the country’s favourite investigators, the team from CID.

Candidate must be able to make more than 15 runs before throwing his wicket. When asked to bat in England, he must not look as out of place as Abhishek Bachchan at an Ambani wedding.

Ram Rahim Singh has put forth a request for parole for farming. But the publicity-hungry baba is hardly the kind to leave jail and fade away into the farmland. Should his parole be approved, where are we going to see this “Messenger of God” next?

Every Indian woman is probably used to hearing, “You look good in a saree”, even if they’re on their deathbed and the only thing they can wear is a hospital gown. So why don’t we encourage the Indian man to put on the humble dhoti?