Working Monday aur leave, impossible! Kya Ronnie ko apni Dilliwali girlfriend ko milne ke liye milegi leave?

It was not a dark stormy night, just a regular evening when maa put some food into the microwave and it refused to start. My predicament — starring arguments over warranties, elevator pitches for tips, and desperate phone calls to robots — began there.

It’s the day of love and time to rekindle the romance. I look seductively at my husband and give out a throaty chuckle. He looks at me tenderly and asks, “You’ve been having difficulty breathing. Are you sure it’s not Coronavirus?”

Ahmedabad is building a wall ahead of Donald Trump’s India visit to block the sight of slums. With the possible exception of Russia’s interference in the 2016 US election, erecting this wall might be the sweetest thing anybody has ever done for the US President.

Kya Sharma ji ke bete se milegi azaadi? #AndhaKanoon

India wants a budget that has something for the rich, the poor, and the pesky middle-class. But it’s like getting Arnab Goswami and Kunal Kamra on the same flight – no one’s going to be happy at the end of the day.

If there’s one thing I’ve noticed about the women in my house, it’s that we’re yellers. Separately, we’re capable of following the basic rules of communication — we talk, listen, and understand. But together, we’re an orchestra of chaos, full of passive aggression, sarcasm, and emotional blackmail.

In the last two years, Gwyneth Paltrow has turned her vagina into a lucrative business empire. Last week, she launched candles that smelled like her vagina. I wondered if she reads Rupi Kaur’s poetry to her lady parts. Does she have meaningful conversations with it over sips of Kombucha because god dammit, I want to do it too.

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