A man falling sick follows the same pattern as Cinderella’s transformation when the clock struck 12. He turns from a golden, imperious-looking carriage into a pumpkin. One minute he is swerving through traffic like Schumacher, and the next minute he is lying helplessly on the bed with his tongue hanging out.

You wouldn’t expect the Isha Ambani-Anand Piramal wedding to be the biggest hit in a season of celebrity weddings. But going by the (definitely not paid for) comments on social media, the event was apparently a bigger spectacle than a Royal wedding between two Bigg Boss finalists.

After Supreme Court says there is no need to investigate the Rafale deal further, hordes of protestors from the Congress stormed the streets. Confusing Rafael with Rafale and Hollande with Holland, some have set Nadal effigies on fire, others have cancelled their trip to Amsterdam.

We’re already looking at a world where the changing climate might mean we’ll no longer be able to grow chocolate and avocado. Even worse, frequent droughts will reduce global barley production, which means our worst fears will be realised — the beer trap will run dry.

The Isha Ambani wedding extravaganza has led to natural speculation as to whether all Gujaratis are as obnoxious and flashy. We are not. First-class local compartments are scattered with affluent Gujju diamond merchants, and we’re the ones packing theplas for our Europe trips.

Shaktikanta Das, recently appointed the RBI Governor after Urjit Patel’s resignation, was unable to study Economics in college because the university was too far from his house. Sources in the government say he’s now bought a copy of Freakonomics.

Recessions are like black swans. They’re rare, come out of nowhere, and people frown upon you when you say they look delicious. Is the next one staring us between the eyes? Because it’s been a while since the last one so maybe the next one should just hurry up and get here. And Urjit Patel’s resignation has not helped things.

Bollywood actor cancels his own wedding to attend the event of the year, Isha Ambani’s wedding with Anand Piramal, at Antilia. Several guests caught throwing khakra in polar bear enclosure.

As shaadi season takes off, prepare to have your timelines flooded with carefully casual pre-wedding photoshoots. For couples in love, a pre-wedding photoshoot is like KRK reviewing films: They assume it’s their creative outlet but forget that no one really wants it.

Sources say pop sensation Beyoncé is prepared to follow up on her Ambani wedding performance, with an all-new tracklist. Songs will include, “All the single Yogis”, a powerful diss track, and “Dung in Love”, a ballad for all BJP supporters in these trying times.