The Fad that is Food Intolerance

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The Fad that is Food Intolerance

Illustration: Akshita Monga/ Arré

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here was a time you actually HAD to be gluten or lactose intolerant to be gluten or lactose intolerant. But now, due to incredible advances in knowledge of pretentious, competitive wankery, these windows to a brighter future are open to everyone. There really has never been a better time to be colonically aware.

We are in the midst of an unprecedented period of amazing collective indigestion. While it’s only the upper classes that are currently enjoying this glut in intolerances, it’s only a matter of time before there is a trickle down effect to peasants like us as well. I, for one, can hardly wait.

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