Ladies, Stop Telling Yourself You Like Lace Lingerie

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Ladies, Stop Telling Yourself You Like Lace Lingerie

Illustration: Akshita Monga

 

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f I wanted to feel the character-building sensation of my ass crack being chafed into oblivion, I’d shove a wad of inexpensive industrial-strength sandpaper between my butt-cheeks. I don’t need the underwear – no sorry, scratch that, the daintily named lingerie industry to sell me hideously overpriced tattered strips of lace masquerading as underwear to achieve the exact same effect.

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