The Bagwatis of Konark


The Bagwatis of Konark


ollowing the prime minister’s remarks about sculptures at the Sun Temple in Konark portraying modern fashion, for which he was massively trolled on Twitter, Weedward & Bongstein have unearthed secret documents that seem to lend some credibility to the comments.

While digging through archives and speaking to eminent archaeologists and scientists, W&B discovered evidence of a secret government project involving time travel. Dubbed the “Samay Manipulating Oscillatory Kinetic Energy Yatra” or SMOKEY, this covert project was originally intended to enable the government to prevent certain events, such as the colonisation of India by the British and the partition of the country.