Kanhaiya’s Not Lovin’ It


Kanhaiya’s Not Lovin’ It

Illustration: Namaah/ Arré


ays after an attempt on his life allegedly by the government, in collusion with one Manas Deka and Jet Airways, Kanhaiya Kumar has said that he was attacked again.

 Jawaharlal Nehru University’s red-eyed, Left-leaning poster boy, and professional student, has alleged that another attempt was made on his life while he was having a meal at a McDonald’s outlet. According to Kanhaiya, the food chain attempted to assassinate him by means of a sodium chloride overdose in his fries. “A McDonald’s employee, a man dressed in yellow, with red hair, a pale face, and red lips also tried to strangulate me in the washroom,” he wrote on Twitter.