EXPOSED: The Truth Behind Trump-Duterte’s “Great Relationship”!


EXPOSED: The Truth Behind Trump-Duterte’s “Great Relationship”!

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wo men with the capability to neutralise half the world’s population with the push of a button met for a romantic candlelit dinner for leaders from across Asia last night. US President Ronald McDonald and President of the Philippines, Rodrigo Don’thurtme, decided to cap off the night with some song and dance and a personal conversation in the Filipino prez’s private chambers. The world’s foremost investigative journalists, Weedward & Bongstein, had an exclusive invitation for the meeting.

They arrived at the scene 15 minutes late, fully expecting to see Trump ordering Rodrigo around, but were shocked to find the both of them sharing a laugh over tales of tyranny. W&B then decided to be flies on the wall to simply observe and report. Edited excerpts below.