Exclusive: Interview with Brother Dave

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Exclusive: Interview with Brother Dave

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eedward and Bongstein caught up with David Cameron at a pub near 10 Downing Street, where he was drowning his sorrows in a pint of Pilsner and stuffing his face with Shepherd’s Pie. It was hard to fully understand what he was saying because of his motionless upper lip and W&B’s pre-interview hazy ritual. But here’s an excerpt:

So Dave, what’s up with the Ewes? Do the British hate sheep now?
As you’ve probably heard, we’ve pulled out of the EU partially over fears that refugees are coming, innit? If you ask me, it’s just a bunch of big bollocks. At least the refugees brush their teeth, if you know what I mean.

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