I’m a Self-Proclaimed Noble Guy, someone who only thinks about doing noble things. I want to save everything and everyone. But I’m also a miser. The only time someone like me might be tempted to donate would be on March 31… to save taxes.

When you’re at the airport, there is not much to do other than charge your phone, judge other people, and spend 150 bucks on a samosa. But maybe there is a secret to spending two hours trapped in the overpriced hell of domestic airports without feeling like a penniless outsider.

I live a dual life. I’m an outspoken liberal guy in the streets, and a religious, paavam one in the sheets. So when my parents decided to visit me after three years, I upturned mattresses to look for old condom packets and purchased tons of room spray to get rid of any lingering cigarette smell.

My mother has a fixed routine of calls that she makes to me every day. And her most favourite question is, “Beta, khana khaya?”

Over the past two months, I have met 26 brokers. I know more about them than my friends, and if I don’t find a house soon, I think I'll be ready to move in with one of these agents.

World Bank officials, who were reluctant to watch Bahubali in the first place, have now realised that it may help India pay off its debt. What follows is a series of official meetings.

I went on a trip alone and realised that 10 minutes of “me time” was all that I needed.

Jet Airways may have offloaded Payal Rohatgi, but surprise, surprise she was picked for a Mars mission. All went well because she had a chance to do yoga ahead of the rocket launch.

The image of my dad as the utterly broke, helpless, middle-class man fighting to feed a family of five went up in Modi’s November 8 fire. And a rich miser emerged.

Over the past two months, I have met 26 brokers. I know more about them than my friends, and if I don’t find a house soon, I think I'll be ready to move in with one of these agents.

The big fat online sale tempts you to buy stuff, which makes you contemplate your life choices. But the next time there’s a discount, you’ll still look for no-show socks.

In these times of outrage, saying asinine things is the way to publicity. Donald Trump may get a presidency out of it. So what’s wrong if Sallu wants to get a hit out of it?