By interceding with booing fans on Steve Smith’s behalf, Virat Kohli proved he’s not just a no-nonsense Dilli boy with a never-ending reserve of expletives, but also a benevolent sportsman.

David Dhawan’s filmography includes comedies like Saajan Chale Sasural, Gharwali Baharwali, and Kyunki Main Jhooth Nahi Bolta, all of which to some extent glamourise men that cheat on their wives. 1999’s Biwi No. 1 is no different.

While the first half of Vivek Oberoi’s career remains a lesson in how not to mess with Bollywood heavyweights, the second half is a case study in how sometimes it’s best to keep one's trap shut. Is it any wonder then that in 2019 Vivek Oberoi is known more for his political affiliation and a questionable taste in memes than his acting prowess?

Pointing out similarities between the Prime Minister and himself, Bran Stark says, “The next best option to us are men who know nothing.”

Emotional investment and familiarity with someone’s life isn’t a prerequisite for friendship any longer. The word of the year is instead, “mutuals” – people who share mutual friends and common interests.

(Warning, spoilers ahead) As a Game of Thrones fan, I am still excited for the series finale next week. But it honestly seems at this point that, in its rush to get to the finish line, GoT has become one of those shows that have veered so far away from its roots that it almost seems like a different show altogether now.

As MI and CSK get ready to square off for the fourth time in an IPL final, we look back at this stellar rivalry, that’s comparable to the El Clasico itself. While they may not compete at Camp Nou or Santiago Bernabéu, their clashes are evenly matched in raw, heady enthusiasm.

In a now viral video, a Gurgaon woman is seen slut-shaming a girl, saying she and her friends “deserved to be raped” because of the clothes she wore. It reminded me of the culture of aunty establishment that has always been prevalent in our schools, where girls were reprimanded for the length of their uniforms.

After a relatively tame first two episodes, the 82-minute third Game of Thrones episode gave fans a dose of what propelled the show into must-see TV in the first place - the gruesome and unpredictable deaths of their most beloved characters. Warning, an article has many spoilers!

I am the third member of my family to become an MP. The BJP has always found a brilliant candidate in the Deols time and again. After all, the only leftist things in our house are my two feet. Just a reminder, as you’ve seen in Border, I was the first man ever to conduct surgical strikes in enemy territory.

Rainn Wilson’s provocative portrayal of dorky megalomaniac, Dwight Kurt Schrute III is the most sharp-witted portrayal of a socially awkward anti-hero that I’ve seen. Imagining The Office without Dwight is near impossible.

Gone are the days when long, low-slung sedans dominated the premium car market. With their unparalleled ground-clearance, pothole-absorbing capability, and high seating positions, SUVs are the new aspirational Indian car.

Here I am, starting my new innings in politics, standing next to Arun Jaitley. Who'd have thunk it? Then again, I've made a career out of making hopeless partnerships work. Record scratch. Freeze frame. Yep, that’s me, Gautam Gambhir. You’re probably wondering how I got here...

I am a millennial who wants kids. There. I said it. I've had a case of baby fever since I first held my niece. This opens me up to ridicule from my friends and makes me appear like a “softie” on dates.

India had barely recovered from the media spectacle of Isha Ambani’s wedding extravaganza in December. Yet here we are, three months later, digesting another opulent shaadi. Akash Ambani's nuptials have led to speculation as to whether all Gujaratis are boisterous and flashy. We are not.

In our 20s, there’s no greater juggling act than trying to balance work, social life and a decent sleep cycle. If you’re managing to do alright in your career, while maintaining a semblance of a social life and despite this, are still magically getting a full eight hours of sleep every night, then teach me senpai.

Abhishek Bachchan does not deserve the hate he gets, but he also does not deserve multiple “second chances”. He is charming and has the gift of the gab, but he is not an efficient actor. It’s time Bollywood stops celebrating his many comebacks.

Juul, the aspirational new cigarette substitute that looks like a sleek USB stick, is sweeping urban India. But Juul isn’t revolutionary – it is, at best, all smoke and mirrors. One day, we’ll probably look back on this as a passing fad, just like TikTok videos.

Why does the laughter seem to be dying in the comedy scene in the metros? Are stand-up comedians not as funny as they once used to be? Are audiences weary of supporting a scene that seems to be getting more toxic by the week? Or is there a problem of plenty?

Uday Chopra’s Twitter timeline is not only high AF, but it is also an insight into what his legacy is likely to be: His staunch self-awareness. The 46-year-old’s social media interactions are the gold standard in how to deal with trolls. His acting career might be over, but he can offer Indian celebrities a crash course in how to wear fame lightly.

A Caucasian friend who recently visited Mumbai, did not fall for our famed spirit. I took it upon myself to convince him about Mumbai’s magic, and shoved him inside a kaali-peeli, after realising that Uber was charging a surge price, and showed him the glorious BKC, Bandra, and uh, the cooler parts of Colaba.

No condom can prevent you from catching feels. And despite our Tinder generation’s collective aversion to long term-romances, most of us are still just looking for a pair of non-judgey arms to fall asleep in.

Garam Dharam’s Lit AF Instagram feed is the most feel-good thing on the internet right now. The Bollywood stalwart’s posts reflect his carefree nature and zeal for life and serve as a stark reminder that there’s nothing quite as adorable as old people on social media.

The first time my friend desecrated Juhu’s pristine footpaths with his vile aerosol can, I was overwhelmed at the prospect of finally getting to live out my childhood fantasy of being a graffiti vandal, like the ones I’d read about in Europe.

Over the years, Rajkumar Hirani has created for us a universe full of slice-of-life characters that keep evolving, keep mutating, in small and big ways across his other films. His humour, feel-good narratives, and finger-on-the-pulse messaging blend together to form, what can be called the “Hiraniverse”.

A bachelor party in India is all about daaru, eating 10 kilos of namkeen and five kilos of chicken tikka, and dancing to “Hawa Hawa” in your vests. And strippers? They are the unicorns of Indian bachelor parties: Fun to talk about, but who can really claim they’ve ever seen one?

Baazigar introduced us to a new weapon of mass destruction, the power of attorney. And Shah Rukh Khan’s Ajay Sharma taught us that if your contact lens game is on point, you can conquer the world.

Oh Maruti Omni, your stubby snout in the front with the dead-inside headlights has scared countless society kids over the years. But we should’ve known better than to trust Bollywood. They gave you a bad rap as the choice of wheels of all abductors, but I don’t think your intentions were ever fully understood.

Testament to just how much CID has been consumed by my generation over the years is the fact that Shivaji Satam’s face is the first thing that pops up in my mind when I hear anyone say “ACP”. And though I watch it ironically today because “it’s so bad it’s good”, it reminds me of the time where you didn’t have to pretend to like a show just to fit in.

I respond to compliments the way the Indian cricket fan responds to Virat Kohli’s poor performance – by showing zero chill. My first instinct is to assume that the person giving the compliment is either taking the piss out of me or wants a huge-ass favour.

In Namaste England, Parineeti Chopra plays a UK-sexual. She abandons her husband, an expressionless Arjun Kapoor, to leave for London with a random man who can provide her citizenship. Nobody has said “Fuck it, I’m off to London” in such a rush since Vijay Mallya.

Over the last weekend, a number of men who spoke the right language, were equipped with the right vocabulary to express the right kind of views on liberal issues were named as sexual harassers. None of these progressive men seemed to know about the concept of enthusiastic consent.

Baghban might have been a superhit when it released, but the film has aged very badly. The most damning part about the film is the reinforcement of the mistaken notion that all adults choosing to live their lives away from their parents, must certainly hate their elders and treat them like trash.

What happened to Munna and Circuit after the end credits of Lage Raho Munna Bhai? Munna has been seeking therapy after realising that he is more likely to get arrested for spreading Gandhigiri in 2018 than being a thug. Circuit – as was always evident – has become a politician.

Raksha Bandhan remains a painful memory for many of us because of the involuntary “bro zoning” that went on in co-ed schools. Teachers would ensure that girls tied rakhis on the wrists of their male classmates, rendering any other relationship between them illicit.

In the early 2000s, millennials triggered the shift from cassettes and CDs to MP3 downloads. Armed with P2P clients like Limewire, we realised our internet connections gave us all the power to be amateur DJs in our own homes and cars.

Perhaps the most enduring image from the Kerala floods is of a fisherman selflessly kneeling to help victims climb aboard inflatable boats. It’s true. Some superheroes don’t wear capes.

Punjabi music, despite having roots in the Pind, has managed to consistently appeal to international markets. With a humongous global fanbase and ability to churn out hit after hit, bona fide superstars like Badshah and Diljit Dosanjh have helped make Punjabi music India’s biggest cultural export since Bollywood.

Parsi baugs are little ecosystems, the epitome of what it means to maintain a sense of community. To a non-Parsi, sauntering through these little oases in the middle of a hectic metropolis, can appear like the perfect encapsulation of the Parsi mantra of “majja ni life”.

Sneaking into your girlfriend’s room in the middle of the night may not always require a ladder or a C-O-O-L necklace, but it’ll always require industrial-size gonads. Depending on whether your parents are KJO cool or Sairat savage, consequences for getting caught can range from being disowned to being disembowelled.

Oh, the success you can achieve by tapping into people’s need to be validated on social media! This is the reason urban and rural Indians alike have taken to the Kiki Challenge faster than Ganesh Gaitonde took to Cuckoo.

While keeping pace with ODIs and T20 matches feels like a breezy walk in the park, following Test matches is like slogging through quicksand. Maybe it’s time we did away with the antiquated format for good.

There’s more to be gained on Tinder than casual sex and long-term romance. Enterprising urban millennials are now using the app to increase their professional network, find their next freelance gig, and even meet a potential boss.

I’ve seen perfectly rational Indians pronounce awesome as “awwhsum” and sandwich as “sammich” while conversing with touristy Caucasians. Why do we feel the need to impress white folks with our English?

While I welcome the government’s initiative to subsidise the (frankly exorbitant) rates of food and beverages in multiplexes in Maharashtra, we should brace ourselves for impact.

Why are stoners in our beautiful country always enthusiastic about getting you to try their maal? I honestly have no idea what a Rizla is, and at this point, I am just too afraid to ask.

By the end of Jaane Tu… Ya Jaane Na, Meow and Rats left us with all kinds of #CoupleGoals. But whatever happened to feisty Aditi and chocolatey Jai post the end credits of the film?

Historically, reactions to my singing have varied from, “Kitna besura gaate ho!” and “We should start seeing other people.” But I found true companionship among the Besura Bevdas and Tully Gang at karaoke nights.

We wish Arjun Tendulkar luck in his endeavour as a cricketer. If Baby Tendulkar possesses even half of Papa Sachin’s humble approach to fame, we have no reason to worry.

Meghna Srivastava of Step by Step school has topped the CBSE Class 12 Exams, scoring 99.8 per cent. Naturally, that’s a shame for her and her family because even toothpastes and toilet cleaners promise 99.9 per cent cleanliness.

Expecting to find a replacement for AB de Villiers is like wanting to find true love on Shaadi.com. To replace him, you need to be the batting backbone of the team, set new records in almost every match, and unite nations in grief during your retirement.

The Backstreet Boys, the best-selling boy band in history, have just dropped a new single, “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”. It’s a reminder that no matter how cool we now consider ourselves – working out of hipster cafés, watching subtitle-only films – we are the generation that once adored BSB.

“Sowing your wild oats” is an age-old, regressive idea ascribed to young men before the “settle down” phase. I’ve never set store by it, but watching my young friends seek sex outside marriage, I wonder if there is something to the theory. If we don’t play the field enough before shaadi, will we experience FOMO?

I took in a two-month-old spaniel to impress my girlfriend when I was 16. Sure, that relationship ended soon after. But Zippy has been my pillow, a silent yet effective shoulder to lean on. And seeing her age, is more painful that any heartbreak I’ve ever experienced.

Want to be as ripped to shreds on the outside as you are on the inside? Here’s a detailed guide on how to turn your nascent anxiety muscles into full-blown OCD-fuelled pythons.

Mumbai Indians skipper Rohit Sharma is looking forward to meet Captain Kohli on the field today. “We do this really funny thing where he constantly brings up my inconsistent form and I bring up his IPL trophy total,” Sharma tells us.

Does your dating app bio include “#wanderlust”? You’re clearly a serial killer. Does your bio end with “Pizza. Gym. Netflix?” The only interesting thing about you is your ability to bond with people over whey protein and Bhai films.

If as moderate, secular Hindus we don’t want to be represented by the eight men who barbarically ended the eight-year-old girl’s life in the name of religion, we have no choice but to speak up and register our outrage. As long as we choose to look the other way, we are complicit.

Indian youth discovered that one of the biggest takeaways from Tuesday’s Mark Zuckerberg Senate hearing, was that like most of our older relatives, a majority of U.S. Senators are completely clueless about how social media works.

“Momsplaining”, unlike mansplaining, doesn’t come from a place of malice. It’s a form of affection that Desi Moms dish out and involves regularly sassing out your kids for their supposed incompetency.

Birthdays cease to be celebrations, once the needle goes beyond 25. Instead, they turn into annual reminders of unfulfilled potential, ever-ticking biological clocks, and how everyone your age is doing so much better than you.

Chhotey chhotey bhaiyon ke badey bhaiya, Prem Bhai has been sentenced to five years in jail in his 20-year-old blackbuck poaching case. What does his Hum Saath Saath Hain family think about the verdict?

“We’re sorry, Atul. But you just aren’t depressed, socially anxious, or bipolar enough to hang with us. In the interest of maintaining our #SquadGoalz, you and your norminess are hereby cancelled.”

Company-wide email greetings of “Happy Birthday, Pinky!” and “Welcome to the Team, Subodh!” were torturous enough. But the worst email threads are marred with Excel sheets, unsolicited feedback, and zero fucks from most participants involved.

On the basis of skill, Salman Khan’s dance repertoire has been limited at best. Yet, in an industry rife with Hrithiks and Shahids, the effortless swag of Bhai’s timeless moves remains the most imitable. Bhai, then, is the undisputed patron saint of all terrible dancers.

Whether you choose to drown your sorrows in a trusty Old Monk or indulge yourself in a bubbly Sangria, your choice of drink reveals important aspects about your personality like taste, likability and of course, aukaat.

We live in an age where 100 likes on a post or 500 followers viewing your Instagram story is akin to a breakthrough moment in therapy. And filters like Clarendon, Amaro, and X-Pro II are more therapeutic than sessions with Freud himself.

Growing up in the ’90s was wondrous, and most millennials agree that their childhood was awesome. So, let’s drop the charade and do what we’ve wanted to for years: Turn ’90s nostalgia into a full-on sexual fetish.

It’s close to 1 am. Everyone at the party is happy drunk and are in their proverbial “good place.” The playlist is flowing along effortlessly. Switching between some laid-back Kendrick and evergreen AR Rahman. But then, they get the USB chord.

All through school, Kumar sir and his PT “exercises” combined all the beauty of flight attendants making safety announcements with all the grace of Sunny Deol dancing to “Yaara O Yaara”. To this day, my Pavlovian reaction to the sound of a whistle is breaking into march past.

In most of Mumbai, speaking basic-level Marathi is considered social currency. We rudimentary Marathi speakers are adept at doing “jhol” and possess an expertise in facilitating “mandavalee” with cops.

Humblebragging is an art. It requires the person to convey their soul-crushing need for validation and simultaneously showcase their inherent whininess. For example: “I hate that I’m so pretty! Nobody pays attention to what I’m saying.”

India’s relatively tame pop music scene experienced a kind of sexual resurgence in the early 2000s with the Remix Era. On our way to boyhood, many of us locked our rooms to ogle at a scantily clad Sophie Choudry and a gyrating Meghana Naidu.

Notable Kala Ghoda installations like the Mountain of Plastic Waste and this year’s Hara Ghoda represent profound causes. So it’s only fitting that your inherent insecurities gets a few of their own.

One minute, she’s Beyonce, the next she’s Reema Lagoo. Patriarchal Indian moms get by, hiding in plain sight.

Being in your 20s is hard enough without the added embarrassment of everyone on your feed knowing how much you’re sucking at it. Here are three simple social media hacks that’ll make it seem like you’re adulting just fine.

Whether it’s inspirational quotes pinned against a stock landscape photo or risqué limericks strewn across a gaudy backdrop, your preferred Good Morning message says more about your personality than you know. Which one of these four types are you?

The blatant objectification of adult film actress Nikita Bellucci by 12-year-olds begs the question: Do we need better parental controls and age restrictions for social media?

At the India Today South Conclave, Prakash Raj went full-on savage at the government, calling them out on everything from Karni Sena to Gauri Lankesh’s murder. When was the last time Bollywood took an uncomfortable political stand?

We managed to catch a hold of five poor saps who bit off a little more than they could chew, (some, literally). They are now collectively mourning the death of their 2019 resolutions.

On Hrithik Roshan’s 45th birthday, his old friend Jadoo is throwing him a surprise bash. We managed to get an invite for the party and it’s both heartwarming and ludicrous.

It’s comeback time for Whistle Podu-ers Chennai Super Kings and Halla Bolers Rajasthan Royals. Plus, Gautam Gambhir might be up for auction. Is IPL 2018 going to be full of surprises?

Barring outliers like “San Junipero”, Black Mirror isn’t renowned for its optimism. But the online dating-focused “Hang The DJ” strikes a hopeful, uplifting chord with lovelorn millennials.

What happened to the 3 idiots and Virus after the end credits? We did some digging and took a trip to Hiraniverse only to find out that not all izz well.

No one was happier than my vyapaar-savvy uncles when the BJP came to power in 2014. In the last 18 months, though, given the overall sense of helplessness in the market post demonetisation, their faith has been tested.

I’ve realised the sound logic behind the reason why people choose to be either cat or dog people. Living with the two is like being the referee at a tennis match. Actually, it’s like being the tennis ball.

We managed to get hold of Bitoo Sharma and Shruti Kakkar’s marriage counsellor, who, on the condition of anonymity, agreed to spill the beans on the couple’s life post the end-credits of Band Baaja Baaraat.

Over the last century or so, the availability of mass-produced cigarettes has unknowingly given rise to mobs of brand-loyal smokers, itching to fight you on why “mera brand best hai bro.”

To realise just how fucked up my friends are, all I had to do was spend a day with them without the distraction of my phone.

At its core, group tuitions are where your parents send you when they can’t afford day-care. I kid; it’s because you either lack responsibility or the intellect to study on your own.

Every year as the end of November rolls around, the “Hi, how are yous” collectively transform into the relentlessly cheery “Shaadi mein zaroor aanas”. Ready or not, Wedding Season has arrived.

India and WWE have a lot in common even though jacked white dudes fighting each other theatrically seems to be far from anything remotely Indian.

I was the stereotypical, pampered only child who never had to share his toys or his parents’ attention with anyone. It was the best thing in the world until my father died. Nothing made me feel the absence of a sibling more than my father’s untimely demise.

For South Asian millennials, an India-Sri Lanka match is akin to hentai porn: Not necessarily our first preference, but it’s good to know that the option is always there.

Urban Indian males like to think they are woke AF. They fight the good fight against gender biases, but they cringe the minute their fellow bro says lip balm or Adele.

Every pleb who has read an Immanuel Kant quote can call himself a sapiosexual. But I represent a more complex sub-branch of sapiosexuality. I have a sesquipedalian fetish, which means my dating life is very complicated.

A cocktail of diverse mindsets and eating habits is what forms most of the country’s cosmopolitan workforce. The lunchbox, then, is a reflection of your personality.

Even as Delhi reels under a winter smog and flails breathlessly, what stirs our feelings is not the word "smog", but the word, "winter".

“You see, nothing misdirects public opinion more swiftly than a cushy, closeted LGBTQ sob story,” says Frank Underwood about his coming-out story.

After hugging lustfully in front of the audience in 1997, Rahul and Pooja got hitched. But it’s not easy to live with a man who uses Coke as mouthwash and a woman who records all her feelings on audio cassettes.