In this day and age, the only thing that is secular is the toilet. It unites all Indians, irrespective of caste, creed, and religion. Toilet humour is easy to understand, but jokes about dumb blondes, menacing mothers-in-law, and Sunny Leone, are more complex affairs.

Virushka has been identified as a highly contagious infection that spreads through airwaves, the interwebz, and good old-fashioned grapevine messenger, and turns hitherto healthy individuals into googly-eyed gawkers with jaws hanging agape.