Best of Fitoor Mishra: Mishraji Ka Kachha Chittha 2017

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Best of Fitoor Mishra: Mishraji Ka Kachha Chittha 2017

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eoptism ke bandarbaat se lekar Padmavati ki maar-kaat ne iss saal Twitter trends batore, lekin main toh khud ko Nayak ka Anil Kapoor samajhta hun beyy; jab jaisa mauka mila duniyawalon ko marz-e-embarassment dene chal deta hun. Inn logon ne rangarang “best of” banaya hai, ab saare dubara dekho, kyunki Fitoori ke exam mein sawaal kahin se bhi aa sakta hai.

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