News Weed: Journalist Doesn’t Get Update on Taimur for 23 minutes, Faces Mental Breakdown

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News Weed: Journalist Doesn’t Get Update on Taimur for 23 minutes, Faces Mental Breakdown

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umbai, February 7: Journalist Veteran Adarsh was admitted to Munnabhai Hospital in Mumbai after suffering from severe stress-induced depression and bouts of hypertension that eventually resulted in a mental breakdown.

The journalist’s personal physician Dhamaal Khan told News Weed that his 56-year-old patient complained about “burnout from overwork” after access to Taimur Ali Khan had become extremely difficulty in the last few minutes. As Adarsh was being rushed to the hospital, the journalist was quoted saying, “I am concerned about my well-being but what matters more is whether Taimur was able to find his favourite toy. It is a colorful butterfly thingy. I beseech the nation… please find it.” After these last words, Veteran Adarsh collapsed.

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