News Weed: St Valentine Visits Mumbai, Hears “Pyaar Ek Dhoka Hai” Kills Self

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News Weed: St Valentine Visits Mumbai, Hears “Pyaar Ek Dhoka Hai” Kills Self

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ebruary 14, Mumbai: In an incident that is simultaneously being described as “tragic” and “lol”, the saint of love today committed suicide in the city of dreams. He was 1782. Saint Valentine is survived by no family, but is being mourned by multiple greeting card companies, hotels, bars, and other cogs of the love industry.  

While details of the tragic death are yet to emerge, initial reports suggest that the saint had arrived in the city around noon, and had decided to take an Uber pool to a pub for a quick pint of beer before starting his Mumbai darshan.

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