After Sanju, Rajkumar Hirani Flooded with Biopic Applications from Salman, Shiney

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After Sanju, Rajkumar Hirani Flooded with Biopic Applications from Salman, Shiney

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fter watching Sanju and obsessively following all the box-office records that the Ranbir Kapoor-starrer is breaking (including Race 3’s BO collection), Salman Khan’s Tubelight chamkoed. He called Rajkumar Hirani to set up a meeting and discuss the possibility of another biopic.

Our sources inform us that on the day of their meeting, Hirani came prepared with the tentative film title Sallu. He also had a rough plot outline in mind: Blame the media for painting Salman as a hit-and-run expert and a blackbuck killer. The truth is Sallu was just Being Human and Hirani planned to show us this with a scene where Salman feeds the blackbuck Tiger biscuits. Naturally, the film would end with an item song titled, “Bhai bola, ab bas ho gaya.”

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