News Weed: Ram Sena Plans Protest Against Priya Varrier; Cancels After Leader Develops Crush

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News Weed: Ram Sena Plans Protest Against Priya Varrier; Cancels After Leader Develops Crush

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ebruary 13, Mumbai: It’s a terrible time to be a protester in India. After the Padmaavat faux pas by the Shri Rajput Karni Sena, yet another protest, this one by the Shri Ram Sena, has reached an anti-climax. The anti Valentine’s Day group called off a protest against Winking Sensation Priya Prakash Varrier, who has recently broken the internet. The gathering was called off at the last minute on Tuesday despite the fact that thousands had already gathered at Azad Maidan, due to an incident that is being termed “highly embarrassing” by political trendwatchers.

The protest had been called because all the lascivious winking seen in the latest viral video featuring the young actress, is against Indian culture. It is alleged that Priya Varrier is responsible for single-handedly destroying it by becoming a meme and trending everywhere. This is completely antithetical to the Sena’s objectives of preserving our great country’s great traditions.

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