News Weed: Man Forgets to Make V-Day Plans, Saved By the Dal

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News Weed: Man Forgets to Make V-Day Plans, Saved By the Dal

Illustration: Sushant Ahire

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ebruary 14, Hyderabad: Civil engineer and semi-amateur badminton player, Chandrakanth*, had a narrow escape this morning. The 43-year-old man woke up drenched in sweat with a feeling of dread enveloping his entire body, and was unable to move.

At first he believed that it was Shani Dev extracting his due because Chandrakanth had missed one installment of his 16-week vow to feed a black dog every Monday. But then he realised it was only a minor panic attack brought on by a complication: He’d forgotten to make any reservations or plans for Valentine’s Day, with his wife Chandramukhi*, 45.

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