I’m Not An A$$hole, I Just Have a Blue Tick

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I’m Not An A$$hole, I Just Have a Blue Tick

Illustration: Akshita Monga

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woke up one morning wondering whether my closest friend was accurately defining themselves as skoliosexual, when I’ve noticed them liking posts of cisgender people. Impulsively I tweet this thought out to my 1,000-plus followers who are waiting with bated breath for any sign of someone reconsidering their sexual orientation.

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