News Weed: Govt Releases Sequel to DeMo, People Stand in Queues Yet Again

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News Weed: Govt Releases Sequel to DeMo, People Stand in Queues Yet Again

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xclusive sources tell us that while Demonetisation was announced by producer Mr Modi in an iconic speech at the launch party, hours before the film’s release, the same luxury was not extended to its sequel, Cash Crunch. The speculation that Akshay Kumar and Kangana Ranaut would team up for Cash Crunch turned out to be baseless. News Weed noted that the same cast and crew have been retained for the sequel in the horror franchise.

 People have been lining up by the thousands outside ATMs across the country, waiting to get their first glimpse of Cash Crunch. The film was promoted with “No Cash” posters on ATMs throughout the country.  “When I found out about Cash Crunch, it brought back haunting memories. Never before have I been scared by anything like Demonetisation. In comparison, The Conjuring and Annabelle were nothing. I dread thinking about what they have in store this time around,” recalls Pankaj, as he waits in a queue outside an HDFC bank ATM in suburban Mumbai.

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