The city of London is playing host to our Prime Minister this week, and he’s got a bunch of stuff to cross off his To-Do List, from hugging it out with Theresa May to delivering speeches where the most remarkable thing is his 56-inch chest.

Bigg Boss Marathi reminds me of my life in a chawl – a bunch of Maharashtrians stuffed in one single dwelling with a common bathroom and kitchen. Host Mahesh Manjrekar is like the Ray-Byan-wearing kaka from another shakha and Usha Nadkarni is the judgemental aai of the House.

Modiji, you and I have many things in common: The Prime Ministerial office and silence. We are also men of vikas, who believe in economic theory. How else do you have the courage for bold ideas like economic liberalism or demonetisation?

What is happening to our ATMs and where is the money? Has the Fashion Police been arresting ₹2000 notes on account of ugliness, or has the Mars Orbiter sucked them all away to the Red Planet?

The release of Cash Crunch, the sequel to Demonetisation, was suddenly announced by the government in different parts of the country.

Mumbai Indians skipper Rohit Sharma is looking forward to meet Captain Kohli on the field today. “We do this really funny thing where he constantly brings up my inconsistent form and I bring up his IPL trophy total,” Sharma tells us.

Letting loose with your curses is a great way to beat stress and reveal your personality. When F-bombs are falling, are you a Kapil Sharma or a Shashi Tharoor?

We turn two! And turn to you, yelling thank you!