An Open Letter to Grandmothers Watching Veere Di Wedding

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An Open Letter to Grandmothers Watching Veere Di Wedding

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

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ear Granny Offended by Veere Di Wedding’s Masturbation Scene, Who Has Been Trending on Twitter All Day,

Firstly, please accept my heartfelt apologies for the unexpected change in your regular weekend programming. There you were, looking forward to seeing Sooryavansham on Set Max for the 271st time and your granddaughter drags you to watch Veere Di Wedding, a film about four women. The last time you watched a film featuring four women, it was the Nirma commercial.   

But unlike the Nirma commercial, where the women get “charam sukh” with washing powder, these women seem to go about their business with vibrators. Naturally you were flabbergasted and lashed out at Veere Di Wedding. It’s not your fault at all – after all, you didn’t choose the bhakt life, the bhakt life chose you.

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