Nothing to Hide & Other Bolly Awards We Didn’t Know We Needed

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Nothing to Hide & Other Bolly Awards We Didn’t Know We Needed

Illustration: Shruti Yatam/Arré

 

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he new year is upon us and what better time to recognise those people who have spent the previous year not getting enough recognition: Bollywood celebrities! After inspecting various television channels over the weekend, a company that deals in suffocating children in Africa so they can make those tiny plastic packets old people put their pills in, decided that they would get into the award show business. The CEO of the company thought the whole spectacle might provide a positive PR spin to their flailing brand, which is currently exclusively consumed by shady men who sell “drugs” (aka talcum powder) to unsuspecting customers.

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