News Weed: Kim Jong-un Visits South Korea in Search of Burgers, Not Peace

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News Weed: Kim Jong-un Visits South Korea in Search of Burgers, Not Peace

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eoul, April 27: An exposé by JOINT, the Journalistic Organisation for Investigating News Thoroughly, has revealed that North Korea’s Supreme Leader (Bad Haircuts and Fitness Division) Kim Jong-un strayed into neighbouring South Korea looking for a McDonald’s cheeseburger after US President Donald Trump announced harsh, new sanctions on the country. The meeting was originally reported to be the start of peace talks between the two countries whose relations have been described as “soggy”. But those reports have proven to be a cover-up, sources tell News Weed.

After crossing the Korean Demilitarised Zone, the border between the two countries, Kim was greeted by the South Korean president Moon Jae-In and taken to the peace summit. Sources present at the meeting have informed us that the North Korean leader was hugely upset as the hosts chose to serve traditional snacks instead of Big Macs, which made Kim, stomp his feet and threaten nuclear retaliation.

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