Arré Checklist: 3 Things You Lose Being the Only Non-Smoker In Your Squad

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Arré Checklist: 3 Things You Lose Being the Only Non-Smoker In Your Squad

Illustration: Sushant Ahire

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n an age before e-cigs, vapes, or even the good ol’ sutta, smoking was originally practiced by mystics and sages to reach an altered state of consciousness in order to perceive, interact with, and channel the transcendental energies of the spirit world. Even today, some still claim this lofty goal justifies their cancerous mission of self-destruction. When it comes to non-smokers, smoking can make them achieve an altered state of consciousness as well, one where they gain a newfound understanding of the prices of Chota vs Bada Goldflake, and a sudden feeling of smelling like an ashtray at a cheap bar. Attaining this heightened state will come with you shedding some of your non-smoker attachments.

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