News Weed: Man wears Fitbit, Does Not Mention his Workout; Nation Shocked

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News Weed: Man wears Fitbit, Does Not Mention his Workout; Nation Shocked

Illustration: Sushant Ahire

A Bandra house party witnessed a mind-boggling incident on a Wednesday night. While underage drinkers were busy partying hard, the music system stopped and plates dropped, when a man wearing a Fitbit but not mentioning his workout even once, walked in. Witnesses said that the 20-year-old-man, who was wearing skintight joggers that matched his Fitbit, spent over an hour rambling without using the words “gym” or “workout’.

This incident enraged four Fitbois at the party, who had just finished cutting lines of protein powder, and a guy who claimed to have gone on a run that very morning. Needless to add, this incident had resulted in widespread upheaval in the kale-induced suburb of Bandra.

“I cant even!” said a Bandra babe, who seemed too devastated to discuss the topic and further revealed that the party was actually taking place in Khar because 14th Road didn’t count.

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