To Kaabil or Not to Kaabil? Psychick Predicts

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To Kaabil or Not to Kaabil? Psychick Predicts

Illustration: Shivali Devalkar

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amaste, my lovely darling habibis!

I’m Psychick, your guide to cutting the bullshit pouring out of Bollywood’s orifices, by predicting – with great accuracy – whether or not you need to direct your attention to this movie instead of a fresh slew of cat memes. I arrive at my conclusions with great speed, by analysing the film’s chakras, reading the tarot, and looking at its trailer. (Some people accused me of judging a book by its cover when I last examined The Xposé and went ahead and watched it… Never heard back from them.)

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