Horrorscope: What Dangers Lurk in the Month Ahead

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Horrorscope: What Dangers Lurk in the Month Ahead

Illustration: Juergen Dsouza

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quarius: Your morning walks are likely to begin with you stepping in dog poop and end with you being splashed with puddle water by a passing car. The sunrise will also endanger your health with its OTT UV rays, unless you saluted the flag for 25 minutes on Republic Day. This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

Pisces: Don’t trust sea food because of Neptune’s baleful influence over our oceans. There are increased chances that you may face a flood, if you happen to live by the water on the beach, or have a habit of playing with dams. 

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