The Bargainer, the Freeloader and the Non-Shopper Walk Into a Mall

Humour

The Bargainer, the Freeloader and the Non-Shopper Walk Into a Mall

Illustration: Sushant Ahire

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o tick all the boxes on the hipster list, I visited a pizza place in Mumbai where you make your own pizza with a bunch of friends. Apparently, this is what people do now. We make our own sandwiches, our own pizzas… someday, we’ll even be handed over the kitchen, cutlery, and they’ll tell us to make the food ourselves and clean after that.

I had no clue how to go about making the topping, but in an attempt to fit in, I confidently mixed vegetables, different types of cheese and sauces that don’t go well with each other, garnished them on a bread and made what could easily be the worst pizza ever made. But there was no one I could blame for this disaster. After all, I’d handpicked every aspect of it. My pizza was all wrong, but it taught me an important life lesson.

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