Arré Checklist: Five Instagram Filters To Mask Your Inner Turmoil

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Arré Checklist: Five Instagram Filters To Mask Your Inner Turmoil

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

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imagine that at least once a year, Elon Musk, Tim Cook, and Mark Zuckerberg meet up for brunch, knock back some Jägers and talk about their plans for that year. Musk will boldly state, “This year, SpaceX will take man to Mars.” Not to be outshined, Cook will chime in with “.. And Apple will make the iPhone ever sleeker!” To which, Zuck casually asks, “Kya ukhaad loge! Mars pe log apna iPhone le ke Instastory hi post karenge na?” If you’re wondering when ’ol Zuck started speaking Hindi, it was probably around 2010.

And Marky Mark has good reason to brag too. As one of the most used social media apps in the world, Instagram has the power to uplift, spread hope and make the world a better place… Just kidding. Fuck all that. Everyone knows the real reason you use Instagram is to distract yourself from the turmoil of your dreary existence while actually sliding deeper into depression. Here are five Instagram filters to help you slay at the masking-anxiety-with-social-media-prowess game:

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