Arré Checklist: What Your Drunk Playlist Says About You

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Arré Checklist: What Your Drunk Playlist Says About You

Illustration: Shruti Yatam

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very party has a DJ, whether they’re called Tiësto or Chetas. DJs are essentially control freaks who take it upon themselves to “set the mood” at a gathering. Unfortunately, given mankind’s technological advancement in the past few years, and the overall unaffordability of DJs, many of us have had to resort to playing our own music.

Conveniently armed with their phone’s aux cables and 19 GB of ’90s Bollywood mixed with Adele, these heroic (horrific?) creatures can be found encouraging the bunch to drunkenly gyrate to Britney’s “I’m A Slave 4 U.” And you can tell a lot about the person by the kind of playlist they have. In the interest of house party enthusiasts everywhere, here are five types of drunk DJs you should probably never hand a USB cord to.

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