BREAKING: Donald Trump Hates Being President of America!

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BREAKING: Donald Trump Hates Being President of America!

Illustration: Sushant Ahire

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hile out on a walk to celebrate 100 days of breaking new ground in journalism, Weedward and Bongstein accidentally walked into a party hosted by US President Donald Trump last night. The theme “White Power-Golden Shower” was intriguing enough for the world’s foremost investigative journalists to take a look.

Two minutes after figuring out what golden shower meant, W&B were on their way out, when they bumped into the host himself, sulking in the corner. The duo’s journalistic senses tingled so they used this opportunity to score yet another EXCLUSIVE interview. Turns out Donald Trump hates being President of the US.

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