Vishal Dayama

Vishal Dayama

Vishal Dayama is a full-time part-timer, who religiously dedicates his life to cracking bad jokes. He is @sarcusstic on Twitter and a loser in real life.

  • indianmothers Maa Ka Phone Aaya

    My mother has a fixed routine of calls that she makes to me every day. And her most favourite question is, “Beta, khana khaya?”

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  • Mera Broker Mera BAE

    Over the past two months, I have met 26 brokers. I know more about them than my friends, and if I don’t find a house soon, I think I'll be ready to move in with one of these agents.

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  • Bahubali World Bank Declares Bahubali India’s Best Export Ever!

    World Bank officials, who were reluctant to watch Bahubali in the first place, have now realised that it may help India pay off its debt. What follows is a series of official meetings.

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  • The Unbearable Solitude of Solo Travel

    I went on a trip alone and realised that 10 minutes of “me time” was all that I needed.

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  • PayalRohatgisMissiontoMars Payal Rohatgi’s Mission to Mars

    Jet Airways may have offloaded Payal Rohatgi, but surprise, surprise she was picked for a Mars mission. All went well because she had a chance to do yoga ahead of the rocket launch.

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  • My Dad, the Scrooge

    The image of my dad as the utterly broke, helpless, middle-class man fighting to feed a family of five went up in Modi’s November 8 fire. And a rich miser emerged.

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  • Shudh Mumbai Romance: My Broker and I

    Over the past two months, I have met 26 brokers. I know more about them than my friends, and if I don’t find a house soon, I think I'll be ready to move in with one of these agents.

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  • Confessions of a Discount Addict

    The big fat online sale tempts you to buy stuff, which makes you contemplate your life choices. But the next time there’s a discount, you’ll still look for no-show socks.

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  • The Sultan Will Have the Last Laugh

    In these times of outrage, saying asinine things is the way to publicity. Donald Trump may get a presidency out of it. So what’s wrong if Sallu wants to get a hit out of it?

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